Birthday Card Jokes For Dad

Recent research revealed that 4 out of 5 people can expect money in their birthday cards.

So here in this article are 20 funny and mostly appropriate messages that you can use for dad on his birthday this year. Here s a fun fact no not that you re getting older. Just that you re starting to look even funnier. Here s to more bad jokes and a happy birthday to you dad.

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Get the best daily dad jokes in your inbox. Thanks subscriber i m dad. My wife called and gave me a list of things she d like to do for her 32nd birthday. I replied there s no way can we do all that in 30 seconds a man walks into a seafood store carrying a trout under his arm.

Sometimes you want to get a quick laugh throw out a one liner that will get the giggle. We ve compiled a few short and sweet dad jokes that are sure to please. These short and sweet dad jokes are easy to remember too so you can have a few in your back pocket for the next birthday party or card club get together. A proud new dad sits down with his own father for a celebratory drink.

His father says son now you ve got a child of your own i think it s time you had this and with that he pulls out a book called 1001 dad jokes. The new dad says dad i m honored as tears well up in his eyes. His father says hi honored i m dad. As i handed my dad his 50th birthday card he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said.

Y know one would have been enough. I just opened a birthday card and rice went flying everywhere. It was from uncle ben.